Afore Threads 

Afore Threads brings meaning back to clothing and other merchandise. Never producing anything mindless, we provide all the historically based products you will ever need. We're a new company, so expect a ton of fresh ideas coming your way on a regular basis. We could always help you show everyone how smart you are. And if you're not that smart, you could just pretend to be. We could help with that too. You want a shirt with your favorite president or dictator on it? How about with your favorite historical event? We could do that for you. Any requests or ideas, we're always listening. Just email us at AforeThreads@Yahoo.com. 

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Party Like its 1773 

Men's Standard Weight T-shirt

The best party in history was thrown in Boston, 1773. Some of us know it as the Boston Tea Party. Now you could wear it and bring the party everywhere you go.

Classic-cut standard weight T-Shirt for Men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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2841592
$ 13.50

Party Like its 1773 Ladies T 

Women's Standard Weight T-Shirt

The best party in history was thrown in Boston, 1773. Some of us know it as the Boston Tea Party. Now you could wear it and bring the party everywhere you go.

Relaxed fit standard weight T-shirt for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Gildan

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2841591
$ 13.50

Party Like its 1773 Ladie's Hoodie 

Women's Zipper Hoodie

The best party in history was thrown in Boston, 1773. Some of us know it as the Boston Tea Party. Now you could wear it and bring the party everywhere you go.

Lightweight Full-zip Hooded Sweatshirt for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Bella

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2750625
$ 41.00

Party Like its 1773 Men's Hoodie 

Men's Zipper Hoodie

The best party in history was thrown in Boston, 1773. Some of us know it as the Boston Tea Party. Now you could wear it and bring the party everywhere you go.

Full-zip Hooded Sweatshirt for Men, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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2750602
$ 41.00

Australia: The World's Larget Jail 

Men's Standard Weight T-shirt

When the British landed in Australia, they slaughtered the native population and turned it into a penial colony. They sent their criminals there. In other words, Australians are descendents of British

Classic-cut standard weight T-Shirt for Men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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2872865
$ 17.00

Australia: The World's Larget Jail Ladies T 

Women's Standard Weight T-Shirt

When the British landed in Australia, they slaughtered the native population and turned it into a penial colony. They sent their criminals there. In other words, Australians are descendents of British

Relaxed fit standard weight T-shirt for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Gildan

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2872866
$ 17.00

Australia: The World's Larget Jail Ladies Slim Fitting Tank 

Female Longer Length Tank

When the British landed in Australia, they slaughtered the native population and turned it into a penial colony. They sent their criminals there. In other words, Australians are descendents of British

Slim-fitting Longer Length Tank, 98% cotton, 2% spandex, Brand: Bella

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3451586
$ 21.99

Made of Steel; Stalin 

Men's Standard Weight T-shirt

Joseph Stalin, man of steel. Dictator? Mad-man? Steel, nonetheless.

Classic-cut standard weight T-Shirt for Men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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2901186
$ 17.00

Made of Steel; Stalin Ladies T 

Women's Standard Weight T-Shirt

Joseph Stalin, man of steel. Dictator? Mad-man? Steel, nonetheless.

Relaxed fit standard weight T-shirt for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Gildan

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2901190
$ 17.00

Made of Steel Ladies Slim Fitting Tank 

Female Longer Length Tank

Joseph Stalin, man of steel. Dictator? Mad-man? Steel, nonetheless.

Slim-fitting Longer Length Tank, 98% cotton, 2% spandex, Brand: Bella

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3451620
$ 21.99

ROARing Twenties 

Men's Standard Weight T-shirt

Meeehhh see? This is about the 1920s, when everyone dressed like that bub on this shirt, okay mac? Buy it, see?

Classic-cut standard weight T-Shirt for Men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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2918059
$ 15.00

ROARing Twenties Ladies T 

Women's Standard Weight T-Shirt

Meeehhh see? This is about the 1920s, when everyone dressed like that bub on this shirt, okay mac? Buy it, see?

Relaxed fit standard weight T-shirt for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Gildan

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2918058
$ 15.00

ROARing Twenties Ladies Spagetti Strap Tank 

Women's Spaghetti Strap Tank

Meeehhh see? This is about the 1920s, when everyone dressed like that bub on this shirt, okay mac? Buy it, see?

Semi-Sheer Spaghetti Strap Tank for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Anvil

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2918057
$ 22.00

ROARing Twenties Ladies Slim Fitting Tank 

Female Longer Length Tank

Meeehhh see? This is about the 1920s, when everyone dressed like that bub on this shirt, okay mac? Buy it, see?

Slim-fitting Longer Length Tank, 98% cotton, 2% spandex, Brand: Bella

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3451603
$ 19.99

Grab a Pancho We're Going to the Villa 

Men's Standard Weight T-shirt

Pancho Villa was a Mexican revolutionary general that flourished in the early 20th century. He eventually lost all of his military power when the US stopped supporting him.

Classic-cut standard weight T-Shirt for Men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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2933379
$ 15.00

Grab a Pancho We're Going to the Villa Ladies T 

Women's Standard Weight T-Shirt

Pancho Villa was a Mexican revolutionary general that flourished in the early 20th century. He eventually lost all of his military power when the US stopped supporting him.

Relaxed fit standard weight T-shirt for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Gildan

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2933380
$ 15.00

Viva La Resurrection 

Men's Standard Weight T-shirt

Lets all celebrate our favorite zombie. JESUSSSSSSSS!

Classic-cut standard weight T-Shirt for Men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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3040416
$ 14.49

Viva La Resurrection Ladies T 

Women's Standard Weight T-Shirt

Lets all celebrate our favorite zombie. JESUSSSSSSSS!

Relaxed fit standard weight T-shirt for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Gildan

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3040413
$ 14.49

Viva La Resurrection Ladies Spagetti Strap Tank 

Women's Spaghetti Strap Tank

Lets all celebrate our favorite zombie. JESUSSSSSSSS!

Semi-Sheer Spaghetti Strap Tank for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Anvil

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3040407
$ 21.49

Viva La Resurrection Mens Hoodie 

Men's Zipper Hoodie

Lets all celebrate our favorite zombie. JESUSSSSSSSS!

Full-zip Hooded Sweatshirt for Men, 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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3040438
$ 43.99

Viva La Resurrection Ladies Hoodie 

Women's Zipper Hoodie

Lets all celebrate our favorite zombie. JESUSSSSSSSS!

Lightweight Full-zip Hooded Sweatshirt for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Bella

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3040449
$ 43.99

Rosa Parks; Shotgun!!! 

Men's Standard Weight T-shirt

Rosa Parks was an important figure in the civil rights movement, being arrested for refusing to give up her seat at the front of a bus for a white person. She probably did not call shotgun.

Classic-cut standard weight T-Shirt for Men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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3081592
$ 17.99

Rosa Parks; Shotgun!!! Ladies T 

Women's Standard Weight T-Shirt

Rosa Parks was an important figure in the civil rights movement, being arrested for refusing to give up her seat at the front of a bus for a white person. She probably did not call shotgun.

Relaxed fit standard weight T-shirt for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Gildan

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3081588
$ 17.99

Rosa Parks; Shotgun!!! 

Women's Plus Size Wide Strap Tank

Rosa Parks was an important figure in the civil rights movement, being arrested for refusing to give up her seat at the front of a bus for a white person. She probably did not call shotgun.

Plus Size Wide Strap Tank for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Anvil

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3081533
$ 22.99

I Flap When I Roar 

Men's Standard Weight T-shirt

During the Roaring 20's, women expressed new freedoms, such as showing skin and smoking in public. The flappers were a very popular trend among young woman of the 1920's.

Classic-cut standard weight T-Shirt for Men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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3076792
$ 16.50

I Flap When I Roar Ladies T 

Women's Standard Weight T-Shirt

During the Roaring 20's, women expressed new freedoms, such as showing skin and smoking in public. The flappers were a very popular trend among young woman of the 1920's.

Relaxed fit standard weight T-shirt for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Gildan

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3076788
$ 16.50

I Flap When I Roar Ladies Spagetti Strap Tank 

Women's Spaghetti Strap Tank

During the Roaring 20's, women expressed new freedoms, such as showing skin and smoking in public. The flappers were a very popular. trend among young woman of the 1920's.

Semi-Sheer Spaghetti Strap Tank for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Anvil

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3076786
$ 23.50

None of the Above for President 

Men's Standard Weight T-shirt

Anyone else realize the number of sub par candidates getting all the media attention these days? Well, fight back. Vote "None of the Above."

Classic-cut standard weight T-Shirt for Men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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3123752
$ 13.99

None of the Above for President Ladies T 

Women's Standard Weight T-Shirt

Anyone else realize the number of sub par candidates getting all the media attention these days? Well, fight back. Vote "None of the Above."

Relaxed fit standard weight T-shirt for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Gildan

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3123751
$ 13.99

None of the Above for President Ladies Spagetti Strap Tank 

Women's Spaghetti Strap Tank

Anyone else realize the number of sub par candidates getting all the media attention these days? Well, fight back. Vote "None of the Above."

Semi-Sheer Spaghetti Strap Tank for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Anvil

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3123740
$ 21.99

None of the Above for President Ladies Slim Fitting Tank 

Female Longer Length Tank

Anyone else realize the number of sub par candidates getting all the media attention these days? Well, fight back. Vote "None of the Above."

Slim-fitting Longer Length Tank, 98% cotton, 2% spandex, Brand: Bella

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3123763
$ 19.99

Fashion Not Facism 

Men's Standard Weight T-shirt

There is no doubt that Hitler was one of the evilest men to ever live. However, his mustache was not evil and gets a bad name because of the man who wore it. He is fascist, his mustache is fashion.

Classic-cut standard weight T-Shirt for Men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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3179539
$ 14.49

Fashion Not Facism Ladies T 

Women's Standard Weight T-Shirt

There is no doubt that Hitler was one of the evilest men to ever live. However, his mustache was not evil and gets a bad name because of the man who wore it. He is fascist, his mustache is fashion.

Relaxed fit standard weight T-shirt for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Gildan

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3179537
$ 14.49

Fashion Not Facism Ladies Slim Fitting Tank 

Female Longer Length Tank

There is no doubt that Hitler was one of the evilest men to ever live. However, his mustache was not evil and gets a bad name because of the man who wore it. He is fascist, his mustache is fashion.

Slim-fitting Longer Length Tank, 98% cotton, 2% spandex, Brand: Bella

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3179532
$ 19.49

Professor X Vs Malcolm X 

Men's Standard Weight T-shirt

Professor X and Malcolm X not only have the same fake last name, they were also civil rights leaders. One for mutants and one for African Americans. One of them may have been fake though.

Classic-cut standard weight T-Shirt for Men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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3173490
$ 20.99

Professor X Vs Malcolm X Ladies T 

Women's Standard Weight T-Shirt

Professor X and Malcolm X not only have the same fake last name, they were also civil rights leaders. One for mutants and one for African Americans. One of them may have been fake though.

Relaxed fit standard weight T-shirt for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Gildan

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3173488
$ 20.99

Professor X Vs Malcolm X Ladies Slim FItting Tank 

Female Longer Length Tank

Professor X and Malcolm X not only have the same fake last name, they were also civil rights leaders. One for mutants and one for African Americans. One of them may have been fake though.

Slim-fitting Longer Length Tank, 98% cotton, 2% spandex, Brand: Bella

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3173486
$ 28.99

Original Gangster: Bill "The Butcher" Poole 

Men's Standard Weight T-shirt

If you have seen the film "Gangs of New York" you have an idea of who he is. The character Bill "the Butcher" Cutting was based on Bill Poole. He is a true orginal gangster.

Classic-cut standard weight T-Shirt for Men, 100% cotton, Brand: Fruit of the Loom

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2841588
$ 13.50

Original Gangster: Bill "The Butcher" Poole Ladies T  

Women's Standard Weight T-Shirt

If you have seen the film "Gangs of New York" you have an idea of who he is. The character Bill "the Butcher" Cutting was based on Bill Poole. He is a true orginal gangster.

Relaxed fit standard weight T-shirt for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Gildan

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2841587
$ 13.50

Original Gangster: Bill "The Butcher" Poole Ladies Tank 

Women's Plus Size Wide Strap Tank

If you have seen the film "Gangs of New York" you have an idea of who he is. The character Bill "the

Plus Size Wide Strap Tank for Women, 100% cotton, Brand: Anvil

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